New York is a twitter gold mine.
Here are 13 hilariously real tweets about NYC.
NYC slogan idea: Come live in NYC, where you’ll eat 60% of your meals standing over a sink or walking down the street.
Advertisement— Ted Alexandro (@tedalexandro) May 13, 2014
It’s showtime for this pole-dancing subway rat https://t.co/Ao52jn727C pic.twitter.com/fdav8JGi0H
— New York Post Metro (@nypmetro) December 19, 2016
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Queens is the new Brooklyn which is the new Manhattan which is the new Netherlands.
Advertisement— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) May 21, 2013
♫ Hey there Delilah / What’s it like in New York City? / Oh it’s expensive and bad / I’m sorry to hear that ♫
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) April 15, 2014
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It’s officially Open Window Season here in NYC. Which means it’s also Loud Sidewalk Fight and “Wait, Am I Hearing A Murder?”Season.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 17, 2016
New York can be so romantic in the winter. pic.twitter.com/eNXVHuNQ6m
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 10, 2015
Only in #NYC pic.twitter.com/BbRpy5WARW
— jessica pilot (@JessicaPilot212) January 15, 2016
To buy breakfast from a street cart with pocket change is one of NYC’s tiny pleasures. Even if the coffee tastes like pencils.
— Valerie (@lapinski) April 2, 2014
#Brooklyn can be pretty straight forward at times. #Bar #Sign #NYC pic.twitter.com/Ujf50bg94S
— Chris C. (@CubedLink) November 16, 2015
Don’t let subway delays derail your plans! We have equally ineffective buses, too!
— Fake MTA (@FakeMTA) June 27, 2017
? Good morning to everyone in NYC, especially the octogenarian on my train yelling that another woman is a jealous bitch. ?
— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) October 25, 2017
Filing this under things New Yorkers don’t list as one of the best things about moving to NYC ? pic.twitter.com/9JnAko4bRf
— Emilie Moy (@gimmegimmeMoy) June 22, 2016
I’m always impressed with how efficiently New York City can take the heat from the sun and convert it into a smell.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 24, 2016
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