{"id":43035,"date":"2018-03-22T11:54:09","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T16:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/new-york\/?p=21382"},"modified":"2019-05-17T13:25:58","modified_gmt":"2019-05-17T18:25:58","slug":"funniest-drink-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/funniest-drink-names\/","title":{"rendered":"10 of New York&#8217;s Funniest Drink Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, martinis and Manhattans are great \u2013 but nothing gets me to order a drink faster than a clever name.<\/p>\n<p>And, as it just so happens, this city&#8217;s got some of the punniest of them all.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the funniest drink names in NYC.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.llamainnnyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Llama Del Ray @ The Llama Inn<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21383\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21383\" style=\"width: 729px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21383 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/17127119_102847790249445_7894625772424396800_n.jpg\" alt=\"Clever Drink Names NYC\" width=\"729\" height=\"729\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21383\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BRaw5gQj9VH\/?taken-by=llamainnnyc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Llama Inn Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>50 Withers St, Brooklyn<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Brooklyn&#8217;s Llama Inn is pretty much the tops when it comes to naming drinks. And with spit-take worthy names like the Cannes You Tell?<em>\u00a0<\/em>or the Como Se Llama<em>,\u00a0<\/em>there&#8217;s nothing their bar program loves more than a good play on words. Enter, the Llama del Rey: a draft cocktail consisting of Barsol pisco, rum, red wine, Chicha morada, lime, grilled pineapple and pink peppercorns, this sour take on a sangria will have you singing a soulful (and, if we&#8217;re being honest, slurred) rendition of &#8220;Summertime Sadness&#8221; in no time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/theclocktowernyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">American Cereal Killer @ The Clocktower<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21384\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21384\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21384\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/11208009_998840810129180_153647483_n.jpg\" alt=\"Clever Drink Names\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21384\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/2rcNR_nVzw\/?taken-by=clocktowernyc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Clocktower Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>5 Madison Ave, Madison Square Park<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Get it? Like serial killer? But with cereal? The Clocktower is certainly no stranger to funny drink names, but none hold a candle to their inventive American Cereal Killer. Made with Fighting Cock whiskey, madagascan vanilla whiskey, angostura bitters and literal Cheerios milk (!!!), this wild cocktail is as cute as it is potent.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/diamondreefnyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Penichillin @ Diamond Reef<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21385\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21385\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21385\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/25022499_220538588488752_1748603433855746048_n.jpg\" alt=\"Clever Drink Names\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21385\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bc8VbhZgHDT\/?taken-by=diamondreef\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Diamond Reef<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>1057 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone loves a good Penicillin, but have you ever had a Penichillin? The folks at Diamond Reef in Brooklyn are reinventing a classic with scotch, lemon, honey, ginger and, of course, more scotch. Served frozen and with a cute-as-hell umbrella, true to it&#8217;s name, this drink&#8217;ll have you feelin&#8217; chill quick.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/slowlyshirley.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Rice Rice Baby @ Slowly Shirley<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21386\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21386\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21386\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/22636976_124407514943579_2956328957382754304_n.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drink Names\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21386\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BafFxCSjZEE\/?hl=en&amp;taken-by=slowlyshirleyny\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Slowly Shirley Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>121 W 10th St, West Village<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>May Vanilla Ice continue to live on in infamy at Slowly Shirley. This swanky, basement bar in the West Village is fulfilling our 90&#8217;s cocktail dreams with an especially silly drink, made with\u00a0Kiuchi No Shizuku (Hitachino White Ale distillate), Batavia Arrack, Hitachino White Ale syrup, carbonated Genmai Cha Tea, kalamansi and lime.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apothekenyc.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Kale in Comparison @\u00a0Apoth\u00e9ke<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21387\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21387\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21387\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/26070629_413897549043136_6371959436772114432_n.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drink Names NYC\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1198\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bd6Mgtwh-2Y\/?taken-by=apothekenyc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Apotheke Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>9 Doyers St, LES<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now, if I&#8217;m being honest, I usually balk at anything with kale in the title \u2013 but this cocktail from Apotheke is just too funny to pass up. A mix made of organic quinoa vodka, fresh kale juice, ginger, pineapple, lime, agave and a smoked salt rim, this drink is almost like one of those Instagram health smoothies, but with wayyyy more liquor. So, ya know, better.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vandalnewyork.com\/cocktails\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Sergeant Bell Pepper @ Vandal<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21388\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21388\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21388\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/26870083_1843546152406374_7152997414188613632_n.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drink Names NYC\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1349\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21388\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Be6iiOPFlP6\/?taken-by=vandalnewyork\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Vandal Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>199 Bowery, Lower Manhattan<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vandal may be best known for the amazing street art that covers the walls of their Bowery masterpiece, but their cocktail program is nothing to scoff at either. Complete with inventive mixes like the Miss Demeanor No. 3<em>\u00a0<\/em>and the Rio de Froze, the menu is pretty much stacked with funny options. That being said, if we <em>had<\/em> to pick one creative drink to stand out from the crowd, it&#8217;s the Sergeant Bell Pepper. Comprised of The Botanist gin, lemon, bell pepper juice and thai chili oil, this drink will pack the punch you need to get the night going.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.barsardinenyc.com\/menus\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sangin&#8217; In the Rain @ Chez Sardine<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21389\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21389\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21389\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/21224040_349527325469650_8781424759704387584_n.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drink Names NYC\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21389\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BYhBnp9FuM_\/?taken-by=barsardinenyc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bar Sardine Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>183 W 10th St, West Village<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sangin&#8217; being a play on sangria, this fruity drink is sure to put you in a good mood. Maybe not a swinging on a lamp post in the middle of a thunderstorm kind of good mood, but pretty close.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.macaonyc.com\/menu.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Drunken Dragon&#8217;s Milk @ Macao Trading Co.<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21390\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21390\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21390\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/25037722_563647460638612_3924518386670764032_n.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drink Names\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21390\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Bc9x1YLHGFz\/?taken-by=macaonyc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Macao Trading Co. Instagram<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>311 Church St, Lower Manhattan<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>While neither punny nor particularly clever, this notably strong drink from Macao is just too ridiculous to leave off our list. The Drunken Dragon&#8217;s Milk is made with green tea vodka, coconut, thai basil and Macao five spice bitters.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringribbons.com\/menu.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Throwing Shade @ Pouring Ribbons<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21391\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21391\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21391\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/28156169_1089957834477399_3689543749563580416_n.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drinks NYC\" width=\"1080\" height=\"835\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21391\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pouringribbons.com\/menu.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Throwing Shade<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>225 Avenue B, Alphabet City<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>True cocktail wizards, the folks behind Pouring Ribbons are known as Alchemy Consultants, and boy, do they live up to their title. With wildly cool drinks of nearly every variety (all with equally awesome names, of course) it was difficult to choose just one, beautiful mix off of this tiny bar&#8217;s menu to include in our roundup. But choose one, we did.<\/p>\n<p>Throwing Shade features Cocoa-infused Peloton de la Muerte mezcal, Angel&#8217;s Envy Bourbon, Jagermeister, Lejay cassis, ginger and mint and, just like being hit with some good shade, will leave you flat on your ass.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/doubledownsaloon.com\/nyc\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ass Juice @ Double Down Saloon<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21392\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21392\" style=\"width: 900px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21392\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/photos-home-assjuice.jpg\" alt=\"Funniest Drinks NYC\" width=\"900\" height=\"500\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21392\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/doubledownsaloon.com\/about-us\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Double Down Saloon<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><em>14 Avenue A, Alphabet<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A Las Vegas transplant in NYC, the Double Down Saloon has been making their signature Ass Juice for years. Now, I should be honest, I don&#8217;t know exactly what&#8217;s in it, but you know that your drunk self will just find it too funny to pass up.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, martinis and Manhattans are great \u2013 but nothing gets me to order a drink faster than a clever name. 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