{"id":43027,"date":"2018-02-27T16:36:48","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T21:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/new-york\/?p=21196"},"modified":"2019-05-24T12:02:41","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T17:02:41","slug":"nyc-youre-a-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/nyc-youre-a-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Do These Things in NYC You&#8217;re A Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, but it&#8217;s just true.<\/p>\n<p>Here are 22 things you can do that&#8217;ll royally piss off any New Yorker.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>1. Stand In the Middle of the Sidewalk<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21197 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_160438778.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To quote another angry New Yorker:\u00a0 I&#8217;m walkin&#8217; here.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>2. Make Out in the Middle of the Sidewalk<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21198 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_564684178.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s unnecessary and gross and you should know better. And, I&#8217;m STILL walkin&#8217; here!?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>3. Walk in a Group<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21222\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21222\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21222\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Webp.net-resizeimage-6.jpg\" alt=\"Photo Credit: New York Daily News\" width=\"1000\" height=\"665\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21222\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/new-york\/pokemon-fans-central-park-catch-hidden-creatures-article-1.2707497\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">New York Daily News<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Do you really need to walk like 14 abreast on a tiny sidewalk? No, I think not.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>4. Stand on the Subway Platform With Giant Backpack On<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21200 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_1026814960.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, it&#8217;s crowded enough in here already.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>5. Manspread<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21201\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21201\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21201\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Webp.net-resizeimage-5.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Of New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21201\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.oxforddictionaries.com\/2015\/09\/04\/manspreading-term-popularized-by-mta\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Oxford Dictionaries Blog<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Just stop.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>6. Block People From Exiting the Subway<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21202 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_259538468.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You can get on <em>after<\/em> I leave. Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>7. Where One Of Those &#8220;I &lt;3 NY&#8221; Shirts, Ironically<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21203 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_248735995.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"725\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The only thing worse then tourist wearing them is when you do it as a joke. Trust.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>8. Eat on the Train<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21205 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_497850211.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m sure that your tuna sandwich\u00a0<em>tastes<\/em> great, it smells like death.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>9. Take the Seat Right Next to Someone When There&#8217;s Like 10 Open<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21207 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_583906891.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just why?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2>10. Let Your Cigarette Smoke Blow Behind You<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21208 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_563594206.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Secondhand smoke is real. Get that shit out of my face.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>11. Not Knowing Your Bagel\/Drink Order BEFORE You Get To The Counter<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21209 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_432129694.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re the reason this is taking forever.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>12. Use an Enormous Umbrella<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21210 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_535400158.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Are you TRYING to put my eye out? &#8216;Cause it feels like it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>13. Play Music on the Train Sans Headphones<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21211 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_611268239.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"727\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No, I do not want to hear your most recent Soundcloud mixtape.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>14. Upstream a Cab From Someone Else<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21212 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_214574578.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you do this, you&#8217;re a snake.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>15. Order the Most Complicated Drink at Starbucks At Exactly 8:45am<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21213 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_413533384.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Half-caf, no foam, double shot, extra this, more of that, blah, blah, blah. They have a menu for a reason!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>16. Swipe Your Metrocard Wrong<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21214 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_654759997.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just don&#8217;t. Please.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>17. Put Your Trash Just OUT IN THE STREET<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21215 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_575797768.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"552\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I blame you personally for the &#8220;New York is dirty&#8221; stereotype.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>18. Say &#8216;Forex&#8217; or &#8216;Bitcoin.&#8217; Ever.<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21216 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_386496727.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"668\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We get it, you&#8217;re a dick. No need to keep reminding us.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>19. Ride a Bike But Don&#8217;t Follow Any Street Signs<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21217 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_411545356.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just cause you&#8217;re saving the Earth or whatever doesn&#8217;t mean you get to IGNORE ONE WAY STREETS. OR TEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>20. Stop on the Stairwell to the Subway<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21206 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_728818369.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"691\" \/><\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE HAVE PLACES TO GO.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>21. Not Clean Up After Your Dog<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21218 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/shutterstock_476835997.jpg\" alt=\"You're a Dick NYC\" width=\"1000\" height=\"610\" \/><\/p>\n<p>*Insert death stare here.*<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>22. And Finally&#8230;..Lean on the Subway Poles<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_21219\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-21219\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-21219\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/081017_pole.jpg\" alt=\"Piss Off New Yorkers\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-21219\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: <a href=\"http:\/\/gothamist.com\/2017\/08\/10\/pole_leaners_are_sociopaths.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gothamist<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I am not, repeat, AM NOT, interested in getting my hand crushed by your sweaty back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, but it&#8217;s just true. Here are 22 things you can do that&#8217;ll royally piss off any New Yorker. &nbsp; 1. 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