{"id":42113,"date":"2019-04-05T10:23:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-05T15:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/?p=42113"},"modified":"2020-06-23T10:13:48","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T15:13:48","slug":"tiny-bottles-malort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/tiny-bottles-malort\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can Now Buy Tiny Bottles of Jeppson&#8217;s Mal\u00f6rt at CH&#8217;s Bar &#038; Table in the West Loop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After being <a href=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/ch-distillery-purchases-malort\/\">purchased by Pilsen-based CH Distillery<\/a> late last year, Chicago&#8217;s legendary Mal\u00f6rt liquor is finally back in production within city limits and the innovation is already brewing.<\/p>\n<p>The distillery&#8217;s West Loop tasting room,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/chdistillery.com\/bar-and-table\/\">CH&#8217;s Bar &amp; Table<\/a>, now has tiny, 50-milliliter bottles of Mal\u00f6rt in stock for just $3 a piece. This new, portable way of carrying around Chicago&#8217;s most revolting drink will only encourage the tradition of taking a shot and ending up with Mal\u00f6rt face, as so gallantly <a href=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/malort-reactions\/\">demonstrated by our staff<\/a> last year.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s be honest. These will be great for stowing into your carry-on for any long flight out of <a href=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/ohare-global-terminal\/\">O&#8217;Hare<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Chicago has this weird law that says you can&#8217;t sell liquor in bottles less than 300 milliliters, which is why you won&#8217;t see these miniature Mal\u00f6rt bottles in any city-based liquor store. But\u00a0CH Distillery&#8217;s director of marketing Dan Janes made sure to weasel through the loophole on this one. Since CH Distillery owns and produces the wormwood liquor, it was perfectly legal to get those diminutive bottles on the shelves.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, they want to start selling the mini bottles through suburban retailers and in six-pack\u00a0form at Chicago liquor stores. So, until then, you&#8217;ll just have to make a visit to CH&#8217;s Bar &amp; Table at\u00a0564 W Randolph St. At least we already found you a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.chicagoparkingmap.com\/item\/118-n-jefferson\/\">parking spot<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t you dare be fooled by their size. These tiny bottles still pack the same punch as the original.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Featured Image Credit: Jaclyn Rivas<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After being purchased by Pilsen-based CH Distillery late last year, Chicago&#8217;s legendary Mal\u00f6rt liquor is finally back in production within city limits and the innovation is already brewing.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2279,"featured_media":42120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1553,1554],"tags":[7377,10012,7822,4600,10015,7378,10014,1016,10013],"class_list":["post-42113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-category-bars","category-category-news","tag-ch-distillery","tag-chs-bar-and-table","tag-jepsons-malort","tag-malort","tag-mini-malort-bottles","tag-pilsen-distillery","tag-tiny-malort-bottles","tag-west-loop","tag-west-loop-bar"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v21.4 (Yoast SEO v26.8) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>You Can Now Buy Tiny Bottles of Jeppson&#039;s Mal\u00f6rt at CH&#039;s Bar &amp; Table in the West Loop<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Hold onto your Mal\u00f6rt faces, Chicago. 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