{"id":40376,"date":"2020-03-20T15:23:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-20T20:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/?p=40376"},"modified":"2020-04-08T09:59:01","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T14:59:01","slug":"yelp-reviews-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/yelp-reviews-chicago\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicago&#8217;s Most Legendary Yelp Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]<a href=\"https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/\">Yelp<\/a>\u00a0is the ultimate go-to place for finding unfiltered reviews about Chi-Town&#8217;s haunts, dive bars, clubs, and restaurants. And within those comments are some prize-worthy mentions, that&#8217;ll leave you laughing, confused, or surprisingly in agreement.<\/p>\n<p>From those who take the time to write hilariously-detailed comments, here are Chicago&#8217;s most legendary reviews. Some of these might talk about your favorite or least favorite spot.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/tunnelchicago.com\/\">Tunnel<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40383\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40383\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40383\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/33682714_1712807465470327_2427743423843794944_n.jpg\" alt=\"Tunnel\" width=\"810\" height=\"914\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/33682714_1712807465470327_2427743423843794944_n.jpg 810w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/33682714_1712807465470327_2427743423843794944_n-600x677.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/33682714_1712807465470327_2427743423843794944_n-266x300.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40383\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Tunnel Instagram<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>151 West Kinzie Street<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong> &#8220;Like this isn&#8217;t Vegas, it&#8217;s a place called Tunnel. Because that what this is. A tunnel. Had about 9 different drinks spilled on me during the night. And for a River North location.. crowd was suspect. I&#8217;m talking I felt like I was in a episode of Oz.. everyone looked newly released from Rikers. Hoe game was strong of course, and It was very hard for me to Twerk to &#8220;Who let the Dogs Out&#8221; when your bent over, turn to the left, only to see a child going through your purse trying to rob you blind, while you gettin in on a 4by 4 dance floor. DJ was deaf cause the music bogus, and I could smell the STD&#8217;s in the air. Wanna know what the clap smells like? Once you battle the door man, stick your nose in and smell the magic that is Tunnel.&#8221; -Molly F.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theburlingtonbar.com\/\">The Burlington<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40382\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40382\" style=\"width: 960px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40382\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Burlington-Bar.jpg\" alt=\"Burlington Bar \" width=\"960\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Burlington-Bar.jpg 960w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Burlington-Bar-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Burlington-Bar-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Burlington-Bar-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Burlington-Bar-550x550.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40382\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Burlington Bar Facebook<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>3425 West Fullerton Avenue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201cGranted, it was early in the evening, so the skinny-jeaned hipper-than-thou crowd had not yet emerged from their dank garden apartments and mumble-mouthed band practice spaces to crowd the bar, and we were actually not wearing anything \u201cdistressed\u201d or anachronistically branded for weakly ironic poseur cred.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/emporiumchicago.com\/\">Emporium<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40393\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40393\" style=\"width: 1024px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40393\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/emporium.jpg\" alt=\"Emporium\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/emporium.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/emporium-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/emporium-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/emporium-128x86.jpg 128w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40393\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Emporium<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>1366 North Milwaukee Avenue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:\u00a0<\/strong>\u201cIt is very difficult to write a yelp using Christmas light signals, but I\u2019ve been stuck in the upside down ever since visiting their Stranger Things popup bar twice. Send help.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/ordersammysil.com\/\">Sammy&#8217;s Red Hots<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40385\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40385\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40385\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sammys.jpg\" alt=\"Sammy's Red Hots\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sammys.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sammys-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sammys-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sammys-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sammys-550x550.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40385\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Yelp<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>1241 North Clybourn Avenue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:\u00a0<\/strong>&#8220;Yo, check this out. I walk in this b**** and first thing I see is a crackhead holding a 2 liter orange crush soda. Then I look at the register and see some weird looking figure. I was like &#8220;yo wtf?&#8221;&#8221; &#8211; Jay E.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote (that may or may not be talking about the same person)<\/strong>: &#8220;While eating there, some dude, whom others might call &#8220;homeless&#8221;. Lit up a cigarette in the restaurant area. \u00a0Also notable: he had a boombox in a plastic bag playing motown music. The music would have been fine if it didn&#8217;t endlessly skip around and restart. BUT, there is a 15-minute standing zone outside. \u00a0So if you are in the area, be sure to swing by, throw on your flashers, and patronize a nearby store. Sammy&#8217;s probably pays for the standing zone, so please use it if you are in the area.&#8221; &#8211; Robert G.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/greendoorchicago.com\/\">Green Door Tavern<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40386\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40386\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40386\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/47693773_307210476590969_6462921103889752420_n.jpg\" alt=\"Green Door Tavern\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/47693773_307210476590969_6462921103889752420_n.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/47693773_307210476590969_6462921103889752420_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/47693773_307210476590969_6462921103889752420_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/47693773_307210476590969_6462921103889752420_n-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/47693773_307210476590969_6462921103889752420_n-550x550.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40386\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Green Door Tavern Instagram<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong><span class=\"w8qArf\">\u00a0<\/span><span class=\"LrzXr\">678 North Orleans Street<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote<\/strong>: &#8220;This bar has got a serious gangsta lean to it. No, literally, the foundation has shifted causing the entire place to lean a little. Call it character. Call it a buildng code violation. I call it, a good time.&#8221; -Lynn R.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/galway-bar-and-grill-elmhurst?start=20\">Galway Bar &amp; Grill<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40387\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40387\" style=\"width: 750px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40387\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Galway-Bar-Grill.jpg\" alt=\"Galway Bar &amp; Grill\" width=\"750\" height=\"1000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Galway-Bar-Grill.jpg 750w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Galway-Bar-Grill-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Galway-Bar-Grill-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Yelp<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>12045 Roosevelt Road<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;After a few drinks, this travesty of a bar begins to resemble a funhouse: it&#8217;s got scary carny-type people, goofy fucked-up floors, loud noises (actually just incomprehensible music with the fader maxed out), hilariously out-of-place sea creatures, and a generally rapey-vibe. \u00a0Galway&#8217;s is the kind of place you might go home and have nightmares about.&#8221; &#8211; Eric S.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigcitytap.com\/\">Big City Tap<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40389\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40389\" style=\"width: 960px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40389\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Big-City-Tap.jpg\" alt=\"Big City Tap\" width=\"960\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Big-City-Tap.jpg 960w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Big-City-Tap-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Big-City-Tap-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Big-City-Tap-128x86.jpg 128w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40389\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Big City Tap Facebook<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>1010 West Belmont Avenue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201cAre you clinging to this night like it\u2019s the last of your life? Is the bar closing but you can\u2019t remember where you live? Do you crave Jell-O shots but no longer attend a state school?\u00a0Big City is the place for you, friend! I even got married here once by a homeless man. I kept saying no, but he did it anyway.\u00a0Ah, Big Sh*tty, creating and destroying memories since whenever it opened (I have no idea how long I\u2019ve been drinking here because I\u2019ve been drinking here too long).\u201d \u2013 Brynn C.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/sunnyside-tap-chicago\">Sunnyside Tap<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40390\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40390\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40390\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sunnyside-Tap.jpg\" alt=\"Sunnyside Tap\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sunnyside-Tap.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sunnyside-Tap-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sunnyside-Tap-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Sunnyside-Tap-800x600.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40390\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Yelp<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>4410 North Western Avenue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong> &#8220;We walk in and there&#8217;s no one in there (granted it was 3 pm) and it was dark and dingy and I really felt like I walked right into the beginning of some sort of cross between my Grandparent&#8217;s basement and a low budget horror film. I even mentioned out loud &#8216;We&#8217;re probably going to get murdered in here.'&#8221;\u00a0-Chris L.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong> &#8220;Like the other have said&#8230;how this joint stays in business is beyond me. \u00a0I live around the corner and go for a few PBR&#8217;s when I dont want to be found sometimes. \u00a0In 5 years I have never seen more than 3 people in the joint (including the bartender) at the same time. \u00a0Once in the dead of winter my drinkin&#8217; pal dave and I started there around 7PM..we left cuz it was freezin cold in there and no action&#8230;surprise surprise&#8230;so we left. \u00a0Had to go back ten minutes later cuz I forgot my gloves&#8230;the barmaid had turned the heat on after we left. \u00a0That kinda explains the place&#8221; -Erika G.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skylarkchicago.com\/\">Skylark<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40392\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40392\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40392\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/skylark.jpg\" alt=\"Skylark\" width=\"1000\" height=\"562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/skylark.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/skylark-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/skylark-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40392\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Yelp<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>2149 South Halsted Street<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;This is THE dive bar. \u00a0I wish this place were a secret but the hipsters discovered it some time ago.&#8221; &#8211; Kendrick W.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubbybear.com\/\">The Cubby Bear<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40391\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40391\" style=\"width: 1000px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40391\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Cubby-Bar.jpg\" alt=\"Cubby Bear\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Cubby-Bar.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Cubby-Bar-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Cubby-Bar-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Cubby-Bar-800x600.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40391\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Cubby Bear<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>1059 West Addison Street<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong> &#8220;Do not go here before, during, or after Cubs games unless you enjoy frat parties of extraordinary douchery. 80% of the occupancy here are guys who can&#8217;t put their college life behind them because being able to do the most keg stands at a party is about as much as they are going to amount to in life.&#8221; &#8211; Ian O.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/chances-r-melrose-park\">Chances R<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40394\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40394\" style=\"width: 700px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40394\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Chances-R.jpg\" alt=\"Chances R\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Chances-R.jpg 700w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Chances-R-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Chances-R-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40394\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Yelp<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>10747 West Grand Avenue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote:<\/strong> &#8220;I&#8217;m all for a diverse crowd. But when most of the people are showing up at 3am already hammered drunk from elsewhere, it equates to a substantial amount of douche baggery. If there is an upside, I&#8217;d say it makes for good people watching. I&#8217;m pretty good at labeling people. Just by surveying the crowd, I seen drug dealers, rapists, neo-nazis, thugs, truckers, cab drivers, and the usual way too drunk girls&#8221; -Mark. G<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/www.baccipizza.com\/\">Bacci Pizzeria<\/a><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_40388\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40388\" style=\"width: 1080px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-40388\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/50837301_608657712908051_1234000375923882423_n.jpg\" alt=\"Bacci Pizza\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/50837301_608657712908051_1234000375923882423_n.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/50837301_608657712908051_1234000375923882423_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/50837301_608657712908051_1234000375923882423_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/50837301_608657712908051_1234000375923882423_n-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/50837301_608657712908051_1234000375923882423_n-550x550.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-40388\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Photo Credit: Bacci Pizza Instagram<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>2557 North Halsted Street<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yelp Quote<\/strong>: \u201cI arose this morning at around 1 pm. I walked to the bathroom as I normally do for my morning pee. As I stood there staring at the porcelain toilet seat I noticed something disturbing. I noticed something that has changed me forever in the most deep and profound way that something can change a person. There was a streak of dried sh*t across the back of the toilet seat, and it belonged to my roommates&#8217; girlfriend. As I got onto my knees to scrape the most recently deposited fecal matter off of the toilet seat I thought only one thing. THANK GOD I&#8217;m not at Bacci Pizzeria.\u201d &#8211; Daniel G.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column icons_position=&#8221;left&#8221;][vc_btn title=&#8221;DOWNLOAD THE URBANMATTER APP&#8221; shape=&#8221;round&#8221; link=&#8221;url:https%3A%2F%2Furbanmatter.com%2Fapp%2F||target:%20_blank|&#8221;][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Yelp\u00a0is the ultimate go-to place for finding unfiltered reviews about Chi-Town&#8217;s haunts, dive bars, clubs, and restaurants. 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