{"id":3063,"date":"2015-10-12T12:59:33","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T17:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/?p=3063"},"modified":"2016-10-17T11:41:13","modified_gmt":"2016-10-17T16:41:13","slug":"what-would-happen-if-the-cubs-won-the-world-series","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/what-would-happen-if-the-cubs-won-the-world-series\/","title":{"rendered":"What Would Happen if the Cubs Won the World Series?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay – before you assume we’re getting our hopes up…<\/h2>\n

Sure, we may be getting ahead of ourselves, but\u2026 okay, we\u2019ll admit it. We\u2019re totally out of our minds over a potential Cubs championship.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re not just aboard the hype train. That thundering locomotive is charging full speed ahead with no signs of stopping.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re not just yelling at the TV. We\u2019re clutching our couches so intensely that we\u2019ve actually ripped off pieces of leather.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re not just\u2026 well, you get the point.<\/p>\n

We went pretty far last year, but now, we’re so close to entering the World Series we can almost taste it. According to updated odds that CBS Sports shared from Sportsline<\/a>, the Cubs are currently considered the best team in the LCS and have the highest odds of winning the World Series.<\/p>\n

With the Cubs hysteria sweeping across town, we thought it’d be fun to speculate on (and prepare for) what would happen if the Cubs brought it home this year, and we think you\u2019ll like the outcome.<\/p>\n

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First, Complete and Utter Chaos<\/h2>\n

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From the silence of the final minutes of the bottom of the 9th inning, there’ll be the eruptive sound of an entire city cheering that’ll probably be heard from space. Then, we’re talkin’ swarmed streets, a complete shutdown of traffic, parades, fireworks, helicopters, blimps, an explosion in Wrigleyville (figuratively, of course), possibly flames. Basically, insanity unleashed.<\/p>\n

When you’re a fan that’s waited over a century for a championship, there’s a lot of emotion that comes into play. A cathartic experience like this would echo across just about every corner of the Earth. So be ready. If you can’t handle it like a true Chicagoan – you should probably just pack your bags and evacuate.<\/p>\n

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2.7 Million People Would Call in Sick to Work<\/h2>\n

Not that this needs an explanation, but you can rest assured that nothing would get done for AT LEAST one day after the Cubs victory. While us Chicagoans aren’t really the rioting type, we do have a history of going completely bonkers for championships (we\u2019re looking at you, Blackhawks fans). Combined with the inevitable weeklong championship hangover, you\u2019re looking at a grinding halt in all Chicago business. Meetings? Dinner plans? Don’t count on it – cancel ’em.<\/p>\n

Still, this is just a blip on the radar compared to the time spent daydreaming about a World Series victory these last 107 years. This decades-long itch we’ve been trying to scratch definitely warrants the longest break a city can take.<\/p>\n

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Jake Arrieta Would Be Elected President<\/h2>\n
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Clinton and Trump will be tossed aside faster than yesterday’s newspaper. If Arrieta can “make Chicago great again” with a World Series championship, we think he should sidestep the rest and run for office. That beard alone is presidential enough. It\u2019s also likely that you\u2019d start seeing \u201cJoe Maddon for Mayor\u201d signs popping up in a yard near you.<\/p>\n

And ya know what? We might even vote for him.<\/p>\n

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We\u2019d Finally Tolerate Billy Goats…and Black Cats<\/h2>\n

Sayonara, Billy Goat Curse. We won\u2019t miss you.<\/p>\n

As for billy goats themselves, they wouldn\u2019t become our city animal or anything, but we\u2019d have to learn to warm up to the majestic creatures. Maybe throw a beard compliment their way or something?<\/p>\n

Heck, Stephen Colbert may even apologize for kicking a goat out of his live studio audience<\/a>. He’ll probably bring him back as a guest.<\/p>\n

And for those pesky black cats, they’ll no longer be considered an omen, but rather a sign of hope for Chicago sports.<\/p>\n

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The End of the Lame Cubs Joke<\/h2>\n
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Loveable Losers be damned, we\u2019d be a dynasty in the making. Now we can travel without being laughed at. You know what\u2019s funnier than a 100+ year championship drought? Not having enough fingers for all of your upcoming championship rings.<\/p>\n

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Steve Bartman Would Be Pardoned<\/h2>\n

\u201cHey, Steve\u2026 we\u2019re uh\u2026 we\u2019re sorry, man. We got a little caught up in the moment, and we just hope that one day you\u2019re willing to forgive us. Because\u2026 we forgive you. You hear that? We forgive you, Steve.\u201d \u2013 A Tearful-Eyed Chicago<\/p>\n

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Welp, that just about does it for our predictions. Have any of your own? Let us know on Facebook<\/a> or @UMatterChi on Twitter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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