{"id":23449,"date":"2022-07-29T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2022-07-29T17:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/?p=23449"},"modified":"2024-02-03T01:30:49","modified_gmt":"2024-02-03T07:30:49","slug":"get-laid-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmatter.com\/chicago\/get-laid-chicago\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 13 Hookup Bars to Get Laid in Chicago (Updated 2024 Edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Looking for the best hookup bars in Chicago? Don’t lie. You’re not alone. We both know that there are nights you go out for one reason and one reason only: finding someone to bring back home. The good news is Chicago has some of the best hookup bars to get laid, so you’re in luck.<\/p>\n

Sure, dating apps like Tinder and Bumble offer some reprieve for those trying to get lucky without getting off the couch, but as it turns out, there really is no substitute for a large number of easy hookup opportunities at bars in Chicago.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Read More: <\/strong>8 Best Neighborhoods for Bar Hopping in Chicago, Ranked<\/a><\/p>\n

Everyone gets tired of even <\/span>the best hookup apps out there<\/span> from time to time and wants to meet someone face-to-face without spending days messaging back and forth. There is just something more fun and exciting about feeling that connection with someone the moment you meet them and knowing that they feel the same.<\/span><\/p>\n

Chicago is truly one of the best cities in the world for meeting singles in person and you need to make the most of your opportunity. If you\u2019ve lived anywhere else (except for maybe NYC or LA) you will really appreciate what we have going on here.<\/span><\/p>\n

So for those of you who are damn sick of riding solo, or maybe just looking for someone to ride out the night with, here are the best hookup bars in Chicago. You’re welcome in advance.<\/p>\n

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The Hangge-Uppe<\/a><\/h2>\n

14 W Elm St, Chicago, IL 60610<\/strong><\/p>\n

Located smack-dab in the middle of Gold Coast’s bumpin’ bar scene is The Hangge-Uppe, a self-described “dive club” and legendary Chicago singles bar. Now, we’re not really sure exactly what a “dive club” is,\u00a0<\/em>but no matter what you call this spot, you’ve gotta admit it gives off some serious vibes. A visit to the Hangge-Uppe is the easiest way to get laid in Chicago. This club offers a slightly seedy neighborhood bar feel and a great mix of tunes.<\/p>\n

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El Hefe <\/a><\/h2>\n

15 W Hubbard St, Chicago, IL 60654<\/strong><\/p>\n

El Hefe is… an experience, to say the least. But, it’s our job to say more. So picture, if you will, an upscale sports bar that also offers the bottle service of a club, complete with confetti cannons and sparklers. Add to that some damn good tacos and a shit ton of tequila and BAM, you’ve got this River North joint. Sure, El Hefe has its skeezier moments, but with awesome drink specials, a great party atmosphere, and an utter horde of twenty-somethings piling in on the weekends, it’s one of the top bars to find a hookup in Chicago. Be warned though, you will leave covered in champagne and glitter, that’s just part of the deal.<\/p>\n

Read More:\u00a0<\/strong>The 10 Best Bars in River North, Chicago<\/a><\/p>\n

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Federales<\/a><\/h2>\n

180 N Morgan St, Chicago, IL 60607<\/strong><\/p>\n

Taco joint by day, adult play place by night, Federales is the place to go if you’re looking for easy hookups. This West Loop bar is usually swamped wall-to-wall with twenty and thirty-somethings on weekends and weeknights alike. Perhaps a bit tamer than some of the other Chicago hookup bars on this list (here’s lookin’ at you, El Hefe) Federales isn’t so much of a “dance and go home” kind of bar as it is one that requires its drunk-ass patrons to have an actual conversation with the person they’re trying to pick up. We know, it’s effin’ revolutionary. Amazing.<\/p>\n

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View the 5 Best Neighborhoods For Bar-Hopping in Chicago<\/h4>\n

Are you trying to find the best neighborhoods for bar-hopping in Chicago? View our list of the top 5 bar-hopping hoods in the city.<\/p>\n

View the 5 Best Neighborhoods for Bar-Hopping<\/a><\/p>\n

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Bunny Slope<\/a><\/h2>\n

15 E Ohio St, Chicago, IL 60601<\/strong><\/p>\n

Two words: hot tub.<\/p>\n

We repeat: this River North bar at the ACME Hotel has a hot tub. Though strictly speaking The Bunny Slope isn’t open to the public, this ski slope-themed cocktail lounge does host plenty<\/em> of parties on its calendar. And if you are #blessed enough to swipe an invite to one of these exclusive events, you better prepare to walk into one of the straight-up sexiest venues in the city and possibly get laid. What this lounge doesn’t have in numbers or dance floors, it definitely makes up for in sex appeal. (Warning: We cannot guarantee what does or does not go on or go in the hot tub. Thrillseekers, enter at your own risk!)<\/p>\n

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Popular Rooftop Bars in Chicago to Visit<\/h4>\n

If you are on a trip to the city, we recommend visiting these 11 rooftop bars. Each bar offers a beautiful view of the Chicago skyline.<\/p>\n

Popular Rooftop Bars in Chicago<\/a><\/p>\n

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OK, so we understand that it can be tough to get laid at a bar right now considering, well, a lot of them are not open, and the ones that are operating under extremely different circumstances. Because of that, you need different ways to get laid. New ways to meet people, interact with them, and ultimately get a little cozy at the end of a long night out.<\/p>\n

We understand that relationships aren’t for everyone, nor is everyone looking for a relationship. When a hook-up near me<\/a> is all you need during COVID, but you want to be conscious about social distancing, here are a few roundabout ways to get your Mattress Olympics on.<\/p>\n

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